最好的辦法
Best Way
Mary loved Tom, but she worried about all the money he squandered when they went out together. “How can I stop Tom from spending so much money on me?”She asked her mother.
“Marry him!”
最好的辦法
瑪麗很愛(ài)湯姆,但是她對(duì)他們一起出去時(shí),湯姆所有亂花的錢很發(fā)愁?!拔以趺醋霾拍茏柚箿吩谖疑砩匣敲炊嗟腻X呢?”她問(wèn)她媽媽。
“嫁給他?!?/p>
更多 英語(yǔ)笑話、英語(yǔ)小笑話、英文笑話、英語(yǔ)幽默小故事,請(qǐng)繼續(xù)關(guān)注 英語(yǔ)作文大全
英語(yǔ) 幽默 笑話本文地址:http://www.hengchuai.cn/writing/humor/71884.html
相關(guān)文章
-
怎么了我可是在7喜上班啊
Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." T...
2018-11-26 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
Male Joke(5)
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several min...
2018-12-31 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
英文幽默:送給每天坐在電腦前工作的人們
A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. The tech asked her if she was "running it under Windows." The woman responded, "No, my desk is next to t...
2018-11-19 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
囧!這樣也算戀愛(ài),雷死人了(雙語(yǔ))
hildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.坐在后座上的小孩會(huì)生出意外,發(fā)生在后座上的意外會(huì)生出小孩...
2018-10-29 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
Classic humour stories(43)
Bedtime Prayers Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy." Her mother interrupted and said. "Juli...
2019-01-06 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話89
1. I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might...
2018-11-21 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
又實(shí)用又便宜的禮物-英漢英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話
something really cheap真正便宜的東西 after being away on business, tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.做完生意回來(lái)后,提姆覺(jué)得應(yīng)該給妻子帶點(diǎn)什么禮物回去?!癶ow about s...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
英語(yǔ)幽默精讀【113】A Short Holiday
Alan worked in an office in the city. He worked very hard and really looked forward to his holidays. He usually went to the seaside, but one year he saw an ad in a newspaper "Enjoy country...
2019-01-07 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
每日一笑:A Letter (6.23)
A Letter The nervous mother was worried because she hadn't heard from her son who was away at boarding school. Eventually, however, she received a letter...
2018-11-18 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
Clinton Joke (2)
Bill and Hillary Clinton go to a Yankees game together. They had VIP seats in the first row. All of a sudden,a secret service agent comes up to Bill and whispers in his ear. A few seconds later...
2018-12-28 英語(yǔ)笑話
你可能感興趣
推薦文章
熱門瀏覽
- 2016英語(yǔ)專八作文范文:善心可依
- 2013年高考英語(yǔ)作文萬(wàn)能句:引出不同觀點(diǎn)
- 你今天看書(shū)了嗎 Have You Read Books Today
- 世界500強(qiáng)員工必用英文e-mail大全第三章 Unit 8-17 請(qǐng)求協(xié)助
- 意大利童話:Those Stubborn Souls, the Biellese 倔強(qiáng)的彼埃拉人
- 英漢英語(yǔ)美文:不要小看一個(gè)身材好的人
- 三年級(jí)英語(yǔ)作文:學(xué)生觀察日記
- 生活平淡不用愁15招幫你找回?zé)崆?/a>
- 英漢英語(yǔ)美文:欠自己一場(chǎng)說(shuō)走就走的旅行!
- My Cat-我的貓