Question / Answer Jokes(25)
Halloween Funnies I Why do mummies make excellent spies？
They're good at keeping things under wraps.
Why don‘t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry？
They‘re afraid of flying off the handle！
Who won the skeleton beauty contest？
No body
What do skeletons say before they begin dining？
Bone appetit！
Where do baby ghosts go during the day？
Dayscare centers
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom？
His ghoul friend.
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