園藝手套

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　　For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring， since I had developed an allergy to gold. On my birthday， while I was gardening， my husband asked me for gift suggestions. I held my hands up and said， “Well， you'll notice that my hands are bare.”

　　Later that evening I opened my present with enthusiasm. “Happy birthday，” he said， as I unwrapped a new pair of gardening gloves.

　　幾個月以來，我一直在向丈夫暗示我需要一枚新的結婚戒指，因為我對黃金有點過敏。生日那天，我正在干園藝活時，丈夫問我想要什么禮物。我舉起雙手說：“嗯，你肯定看到了，我的兩手都是光光的。”

　　那天晚上，我滿懷熱情地拆開了丈夫送的禮物。“生日快樂！”他說。我打開一看：里面包著一雙園藝手套。

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