每日一笑(12.11)
The result of a Promise
Father: I promised to buy you a car if you passed your
examination, and you have failed. What were you doing last term?
Son: I was learning to drive a car.
許諾的結果
父親:我曾向你許諾,如果你考試及格就給你買倆小汽車,可你卻未能做到。
你上學期一直在干什么呀?“ 兒子:我在學開汽車
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