英漢雙語笑話21

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1.

Only cash and credit cards

　　　 When a man called a motel and asked how much they charged for

　　a room, the clerk told him that the rates depend on room size and

number of people.

　　　 " Do you take children?" the man asked.

　　　 "No, sir," replied the clerk. "Only cash and credit cards."

　　

只算現(xiàn)金和信用卡

　　　一個人打電話給一家汽車旅館詢問房租，旅館的工作人員回答說房租的多少取決于房間的大小和住客的人數(shù)。

　　　 “小孩兒算不算呢？”那人問道。

　　　 “不算，先生。”服務(wù)員回答，“我們只算現(xiàn)金和信用卡。”

2.

A Smart Housewife.

　　A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited, and said: "That'll be terrific! Since one stove can save half of the coal, if I buy two, no coal will be needed!"

　　精明的家庭主婦

　　一位精明的家庭主婦聽人說有一種爐子用起來可以比她現(xiàn)在用的爐子省一半的煤。她聽了大為興奮，說：“那太好了！一個爐子可以省一半的煤，那么如果我買兩個爐子的話，不就可以把煤全都省下來了嗎？”

3.

But the teacher cried

　　　The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.

　　When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.

　　"Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? did you cry?"

　　"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"

　　可是老師哭了

　　六歲的約翰嬌生慣養(yǎng)。他的父親知道這一點(diǎn)，可他的祖父母仍然寵著他。這孩子幾乎寸步不離他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是鬧。他第一天上學(xué)才離開祖母的懷抱。

　　約翰放學(xué)了，他奶奶在門口接他并問道：“學(xué)校怎么樣？你過的好嗎？哭了沒有？”

　　“哭？”約翰問，“不，我沒哭，可老師哭了。”

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