Risk of plane bombs

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　　A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their flight to go. The non has terrible flight panic.

　　"Hey， don't worry， it's just every 10000th flight that crashes."

　　"1：10000？ So much？ Then it surely will be mine！"

　　"Well， there is an easy way out. Simply take the next plane. It's much more probable that you go from a crashing to a non-crashing plane than the other way round. So you are already at 1：10000 squared."

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