英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話119

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1.林肯過(guò)生日 Great EventTeacher: What great event happened in 1809? Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812? Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday. 老師：1809年發(fā)生了什么重大事件？小威利：亞伯拉罕-林肯誕生。老師：正確。那么1812年發(fā)生了什么重要事件呢？小威利：亞伯拉罕-林肯過(guò)他的三周歲生日。2.RaccoonsPart of my job at the state fish and wildlife department is to lend equipment to residents for trapping and relocating raccoons. A man who had been successful at capturing one of the animals called to ask whether raccoons mated for life. He said his daughter was worried that they might have separated a monogamous couple. "I don't know why she's so concerned," he added. "She's been married three times."浣熊我在州政府魚(yú)類(lèi)和野生動(dòng)物部門(mén)工作時(shí)，負(fù)責(zé)向居民們出借捕浣熊的裝備。一個(gè)人捕獲了一只獵物，他打電話來(lái)詢問(wèn)浣熊是否終生只有一個(gè)伴侶。他說(shuō)他的女兒擔(dān)心他們可能拆散了一對(duì)終生伴侶。 “我不知道她為什么這么關(guān)心這事，”他補(bǔ)充說(shuō)，“她自己已經(jīng)結(jié)過(guò)三次婚了。”

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