英漢雙語笑話119
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1.林肯過生日 Great EventTeacher: What great event happened in 1809? Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812? Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday. 老師:1809年發(fā)生了什么重大事件? 小威利:亞伯拉罕-林肯誕生。 老師:正確。那么1812年發(fā)生了什么重要事件呢? 小威利:亞伯拉罕-林肯過他的三周歲生日。2.RaccoonsPart of my job at the state fish and wildlife department is to lend equipment to residents for trapping and relocating raccoons. A man who had been successful at capturing one of the animals called to ask whether raccoons mated for life. He said his daughter was worried that they might have separated a monogamous couple. "I don't know why she's so concerned," he added. "She's been married three times."浣熊我在州政府魚類和野生動物部門工作時,負責(zé)向居民們出借捕浣熊的裝備。一個人捕獲了一只獵物,他打電話來詢問浣熊是否終生只有一個伴侶。他說他的女兒擔(dān)心他們可能拆散了一對終生伴侶。 “我不知道她為什么這么關(guān)心這事,”他補充說,“她自己已經(jīng)結(jié)過三次婚了。”
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