但為什么花了這么長(zhǎng)的時(shí)間？
A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, "Mom, the toast is burned."
"You talked! You talked!" Shouted his mother. "I'm so happy! But why has it taked this long?"
"Well, up till now," Said the boy, "things have been okay."
一對(duì)年輕夫婦在他們四歲的兒子擔(dān)心，他沒(méi)有說(shuō)過(guò)話。他們帶他去看專家，但是醫(yī)生覺(jué)得他沒(méi)有什么毛病。后來(lái)有一天早上吃早餐時(shí)，男孩突然脫口而出，“媽媽，面包烤焦了。”“你說(shuō)話了！你說(shuō)話了！”他母親叫了起來(lái)。”我太開(kāi)心了！但為什么花了這么長(zhǎng)的時(shí)間？”“嗯，直到現(xiàn)在，”男孩說(shuō)，“一切都很正常。”
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