外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹160：魔鏡(中英)
One late night, a blonde was traveling when she passed a hotel and decided to stop for the night. When she entered the hotel，she rented a room for the night and on her way up, she heard some ladies talking in the hall about a secret mirror in the girl’s washroom on the bottom floor.
一天深夜，一個旅途中的金發女郎路過一個賓館，她決定在那里停下來住一夜。她走進賓館租了一間房準備住一個晚上。當她上樓的時候，她聽到大廳里一些女人正在談論一樓女衛生間里有關神秘鏡的事情。
The blonde became so curious that she had to check it out. So, that night the blonde went to the girls' washroom on the bottom floor. When she got there she saw a line in front of a mirror in which she joined.
這個金發女郎對這個非常好奇，就決定去看一看。那天深夜，她來到了一樓的女衛生間。當她到了那里時，看見在鏡子前面有一群人在排隊，她就加人了進去。
Now the rule with this magic mirror was that she who told the truth in this mirror would be granted any wish she desired, but she who told a lie in this mirror would be sucked up into the mirror and never seen again.
站在鏡子前面的人必須講實話，那樣的話，魔鏡就可以實現講話人的一個愿望。但是，如果在鏡子前面不講實話，就會被鏡子吸進去再也出不來。
So the blonde watched, the first lady looked in the mirror and said，"I think I' m the most beautiful women in the world...” sssssshhhhhhhuuuuuuuupppp, she was sucked into the mirror and never seen again. The next lady in line went up to the mirror and said, "I think I’m the sexiest women in the world. . .” ssssshhhhhhhuuuuuuuupppp, she was sucked into the mirror and never seen again. Next the blonde went up to the mirror with total confidence and said，"I think. . .”ssssssssshhhhhhhhuuuuuuuppppp, she was sucked up into the mirror and never seen again!
就這樣金發女郎看著，第一個女人看著鏡子說:“我覺得我是世界上最漂亮的女人。”“嘶嘶嘶僻僻僻……”她被鏡子吸了進去再也沒出來。第二個女人走到鏡子前面說:“我覺得我是世界上最性感的女人。”“嘶嘶嘶僻僻僻......”她也被鏡子吸進去再沒出來。接著那個金發女郎滿懷信心地走到鏡子前面說:“我覺得……”“嘶嘶嘶僻僻僻……”她也被魔鏡吸了進去再沒出來!
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