每日一笑 (11.14)
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."
嫁錯了人
在一個雞尾酒會上,一個女人問另一個:“你把結婚戒指帶錯手指了吧?"
“是的,我嫁錯了人。”
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