所以我才讓你開(kāi)除她。
Soon after their wedding,the bride told her groom,＂Darling,now that we are married,I want you to fire your secretary.＂＂But honey,＂replied the groom,＂You used to be a secretary youself.＂＂Yes,＂she continued,＂and that’s why Iwant you to fire her!＂
婚禮一結(jié)束，新娘就對(duì)新郎說(shuō)：“親愛(ài)的，我想讓你開(kāi)除你的秘書(shū)。”新郎說(shuō)：“但是，親愛(ài)的，你自己以前也是秘書(shū)啊。”新娘說(shuō)：“是啊，所以我才讓你開(kāi)除她。”
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