但誰會說出去呀？
A man was bragging about his sister who disguised herself as a man and joined the army.Listeners said,＂She’ll have to dress with the boys and shower with them too.Won’t she?＂＂Sure,＂replied the man.＂Well,won’t they find out?＂The man shrugged.＂But who’ll tell?＂
一個男人吹牛說他妹妹打扮成男人參軍了。聽的人說：“那她得穿男人的衣服，還得和他們一起洗澡了？”男人人說：“當然。”聽的人說：“那他們不會發現嗎？”男人聳聳肩說：“但誰會說出去呀？”
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