英語幽默漫畫帶翻譯:拳頭的花招(雙語)
A:What happened to your fist?
A:你的拳頭怎么了?
B:This guy tried to get away with a fast one, on our first date!
B:這家伙使花招想逃脫,在我們第一次約會的時候。
A:He tried to kiss you?
A:他想親你?
B:No! He tried to get away!
B:不,他想離開~~
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