The math one-liners
Math problems？ Call 1-800--.
If parallel lines meet at infinity - infinity must be a very noisy place with all those lines crashing together！
Maths Teacher： Now suppose the number of sheep is x……
Student： Yes sir， but what happens if the number of sheep is not x？
Zenophobia： the irrational fear of convergent sequences.
Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.
If I had only one day left to live， I would live it in my statistics class： it would seem so much longer.
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