Marriage Joke(6)
A man gets home,runs into his house,slams the door and shouts,“Honey,I just won the lottery!Pack your bags!”
The wife says,“Great!What should I pack for?The ocean or the mountains?”
He says,“I don‘t care!Just be out by the end of the week!”
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