外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹126：滑雪課(中英)
Between my first and second ski lessons, I was practicing on the beginners' slope at Mammoth Mountain in California. I began to pick up speed, and suddenly I realized I had forgotten how to stop. That same moment, I saw a young couple standing motionless directly in my path. "Look out! Get out of my way!” I yelled.
我剛開始上滑雪課時，在加利福尼亞猛媽山的初學者坡道上進行練習。我逐漸開始加速，但我突然意識到我忘了該怎么停下來。就在這時，我看到一對年輕夫婦一動不動地擋了我的道。“當心!讓開!”我喊道。
They did not heed my warning, and a moment later the three of us were up to our ears in snow. As we were untangling poles and recovering skis, I apologized, explaining that I did not know how to stop.
他們根本沒有注意到我的警告，頃刻之間，我們三人都被埋在了雪里。我們抽出扭在一起的滑雪桿，找回滑雪板。我連忙道歉，解釋說我不知道怎樣停下來。
"That's okay , madam ,”said the young man. "We didn't know how to move.”
“沒關系，女士，”那名年輕男子說，“我們不知道該怎樣滑動。”
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