外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹125：它就是士兵(中英)

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As a newly commissioned infantry lieutenant, I was eager to set an example for my platoon by cleaning my own M一16 rifle. While we were working on the weapons, one soldier complained about the unusual notched shape of the M一16' s bolt and chamber, which makes it difficult to clean.

作為一名新上任的步兵中尉，我希望通過擦拭自己的M-16自動步槍，給全排的士兵們作個榜樣。我們一塊擦槍時，一名戰士抱怨由于M-16的槍栓和槍膛特別的凹形結構，擦起來十分困難。

"Lieutenant, they need to make something to clean this with,” the soldier said.

“中尉，應該制造出一種擦這槍的工具。”士兵說。

"They do,” piped up a sergeant.

“已經制造出來了。”一個軍士尖聲說。

"Really?" I said with surprise, wondering why we had not ordered such a tool.

“真的?”我十分詫異，納悶為什么我們沒有定購這種工具。

"Yes，sir,”replied the sergeant. "It's called a soldier.”

“真的，長官，”軍士答道，“它就是士兵。”

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