帶上你的全新掃帚。
A woman was waiting in the check-out line at a shopping center. Her arms were laden with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. By her actions and deep sighs, it was obvious she was in an extreme hurry and was not happy about the slowness of the line.
When the cashier called for a price check on a box of soap, the woman remarked indignantly, "Well, I'll be lucky to get out of here and home before Christmas!"
"Don't worry, ma'am," replied the clerk. "With that wind kicking up out there and that brand new broom you have there, you'll be home in no time.
一位婦女在商場的收款處排除等候.她的雙臂夾著拖把和掃帚,手里拿著其它的清潔用具.從她的動作和深深嘆息中,明顯看得出她非常著急,對于隊伍緩慢的移動很不開心.
收銀員收一盒肥皂的錢時,那婦女憤怒地說: "吭.我很幸運能夠在圣誕前離開這兒回到家里."
"不用著急,女士."店員說."帶上你的全新掃帚,隨著那陣風沖出去,你轉眼就會到家."
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