但那預示著7年的壞運氣
What are you so happy about?"a woman asked the 98-year-old man.
"I broke a mirror," he replied.
"But that means seven years of bad luck."
"I know." he said, beaming,"Isn’t it wonderful?"
“你高興什么？”一個女士問一個98歲的老人。
“我打碎了一個鏡子?！彼卮?。
“但那預示著7年的壞運氣。”
“我知道。”他高興地說，“這難道不好嗎？”
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