英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話46

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1.

A Silly Father

Mr. White was watching TV when his eight-year-old son came into the room. He cried, "Father, my grandpa just now slapped me in the face." Hearing that, Mr. White became very

angry. And then he suddenly boxed his own ears heavily and said," You beat my son and I dare to beat yours."

傻爸爸

　　懷特先生在房間里看電視，他八歲的兒子走進(jìn)來(lái)哭著說(shuō)：“爸爸，剛才爺爺打了我一耳光。”懷特先生聽了非常生氣，突然，他重重地扇了自己一耳光，說(shuō)：“你打我兒子，我也敢打你兒子。”

2.

He Swore to Die

"If you refuse to marry me," he swore, "I shall die."

She refused him.

Sixty years later, he died.

他曾發(fā)誓要死

“如果你不答應(yīng)嫁給我，”他發(fā)誓，“我就要去死。”

六十年后，他死了。

3.

Alexander the Great

Landon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation，and the doctor，somewhat nettled，said：“Landon，you don't seem to be getting on very fast in this subject．You seem to lack ambition．Why，at your age Alexander the Great had conquered half the world．”

“Yes，” said Landon，“he couldn't help it，for you will recall the fact，doctor，that Alexander the Great had Aristotle for a teacher．”

亞歷山大大帝

蘭登作了一次不成功的朗誦。老師有點(diǎn)不悅，對(duì)他說(shuō)道：

“蘭登，你在這門課上好像進(jìn)步不大，你好像缺乏志向。亞歷山大大帝在你這個(gè)年齡可已經(jīng)征服了半個(gè)世界。”

“是啊，”蘭登說(shuō)，“他沒法不那樣。博士先生，您回想一下史實(shí)，亞歷山大大帝有亞里士多德做他的老師。”

4.

It's His Fault

Billy and Bobby were small boys．They were brothers，and they often had fights with each other．

Last Saturday their mother said to them，“I'm going to cook our lunch now．Go out and play in the garden—and be good．”

“Yes，Mummy，” the two boys answered，and they went out．

They played in the garden for half an hour，and then Billy ran into the kitchen．“Mummy，” he said，“Bobby's broken a window in Mrs．Allen's house．” Mrs．Allen was one of their neighbors．

“He's a bad boy，”his mother said．“How did he break it？”

“I threw a stone at him，” Billy answered，“and he quickly moved down．”

是他的錯(cuò)

比利和波比都是小男孩。他們是兄弟，兩人經(jīng)常打架。

上個(gè)星期六，他們的媽媽對(duì)他們說(shuō)：“我現(xiàn)在要做午飯了。去，到花園去玩吧，別淘氣。”

“是，媽媽，”兩個(gè)男孩回答，然后他們就出去了。

他們?cè)诨▓@里玩了半個(gè)小時(shí)，然后比利跑進(jìn)了廚房。“媽媽，”他說(shuō)：“波比打碎了艾倫太太家的窗玻璃。”艾倫太太是他們的鄰居。

“他是個(gè)壞孩子，”他的媽媽說(shuō)。“他是怎么把玻璃打碎的？”

“我朝他扔了一塊石子，”比利回答：“他趕緊蹲下。”

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