兩張電影票
A young man was in love with a girl. At one weekend， he invited his girlfriend to the cinema. When they were at the ticket box， the young man said to the ticket seller， “Two tickets， please. ”
When the ticket seller told him that all the tickets had sold out， the disappointed young man said， “Then do you have any sur- tickets that can allow us to stand together？”
Notes：
?。?） be （fall） in love with 愛上
（3） disappointed adj.失望的
?。?） sell out 售完，賣完
?。?） sur-ticket n.附加票
Exercises：
根據(jù)短文回答問題：
?、賅hat did the young man do at one weekend？
② How many tickets did he want？
?、?Did the ticket-seller have any tickets？
④ Was the young man happy？
?、?What did he decide to do then？
兩張電影票
一個小伙子愛上了一位姑娘。周末，他請她看電影。來到售票處，小伙子對售票員說：“請給兩張票。”售票員告訴他所有的票都賣完了。失望的年輕人說：“那么，您有兩張可以讓我們站在一起的附加票嗎？”
練習參考答案
?、?He invited his girlfriend to the cinema.
?、?TWO.
③ No， the tickets had sold out
?、?No， he wasn't.
?、?He decided to buy two sur-tickets which could allow them to stand together.
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