你知道你的號碼嗎？
“Susie, do you know your numbers?” the teacher asks.
“Yup,” she says. “My dad taught me.”
“What comes after three?”
“Four,” Susie answers.
“Great. And tell me what number comes after six?”
“Seven.”
“Excellent,” Susie’s teacher says. “Your dad did a good job. Now, what’s after ten?”
“Jack.”
蘇茜，你知道你的號碼嗎？“老師問。
“是的，”她說。“我爸爸教我的。”
“三之后是什么？“
“四，”蘇茜的答案。
太好了。告訴我號碼出現在六？“
七。
“很好，”我的老師說。“你爸爸做的很好。現在，十后面是什么？“
“杰克”。
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