初學者愛上英語幽默小笑話12：上帝在看著（中英）
3.God Is Watching
上帝在看著
The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE.God is watching."
學生們在食堂排隊吃午餐。在桌子的一頭有一大堆蘋果，修女寫了一張紙條，貼在蘋果托盤上:“只能拿一個。上帝在看著你。”
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
順著午餐隊伍往前走，在桌子的另一端有一大堆巧克力餅干。一個孩子寫了一張紙條，“想要多少拿多少，上帝正看著蘋果呢。”
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