外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹221:女人最喜愛哪四種動物呢?(中英)
A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage,a tiger in the bedroom, and a jackass who'll pay for it all.
衣柜里的“水貂”,車庫里的“美洲虎”,臥室里的“猛虎”,和愿意為她們買這些的“傻驢”。
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