外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹222：生日禮物(中英)
The couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, "I' 11 buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday. Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and he doesn’t get her anything.
一對夫妻由于很多年都相處不融洽，所以丈夫想:“我要買一塊墓地送給我妻子做生日禮物。”你能想象他妻子有多失望。第二年，妻子的生日又到了，但是他沒有給她任何東西。
She says,“ Why didn't you get me a birthday present?"
妻子說:“為什么你不送給我生日禮物。”
He says, "You didn't use what I got you Last year!”
丈夫回答:“因為去年我送你的生日禮物你沒有用。”
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