看笑話學英語60:Lifetime Warranty終身保修
聽笑話學英語60:lifetime warranty 終身保修
After burying his mother nine months earlier, a client of the local mortuary finally had enough money to purchase the expensive coffin he'd originally wanted.
在將母親下葬9個月后，當地殯儀館的一個客戶終于攢夠了錢去買那副他早就相中的價值不菲的棺材了。
So we exhumed the body and transferred his deceased mother into the new steel casket. "What's so special about this coffin?" I asked the funeral director. He replied, "It has a lifetime warranty."
他把母親的棺材挖了出來，將尸體轉移到了那副新的鋼制棺材中。“這副棺材有什么特別？”，我問葬禮的承辦人。他回答說，“這種棺材終生保修。
英語單詞短語學習：
1 purchase ['p?:t??s]
vt. 買，購買
n. 購買，購買的物品
eg:The broker will get 5% if he finds a purchaser.
這個中間人如果找到一個買主就將提成5%。
短語
account purchase [貿易] 賒買 ; 賒購 ; 帳戶受款人
cash purchase [會計] 現購 ; 現金 ; [貿易] 現金購買 ; [貿易] 現金購置
Purchase Advertising 購買廣告 ; 購物點廣告 ; 采辦告紅
group purchase 團購 ; 團拍訂購 ; 團購促銷 ; 團購活動
purchase tax [稅收] 購買稅 ; [稅收] 購物稅 ; [稅收] 購置稅 ; 消費品零售稅
purchase returns [貿易] 進貨退出 ; 購貨退出
purchase money 買款 ; 買進的價格 ; 定價 ; 買價
purchase commitments 購買傭金 ; 購貨約束 ; 有專門購買承諾
purchase evaluation 購買后評估
2 mortuary ['m?:tju?ri]
n. 停尸間，太平間
eg:At the mortuary that morning, the coffin had already been closed.
那天早上在太平間里，棺材已經被蓋上了。
短語
The Mortuary 停尸間 ; 停尸房 ; 太平間
mortuary lift 殯儀館電梯
mortuary lift 殯儀館電梯
public mortuary 公眾殮房
mortuary practices 墓葬制度
Mortuary practice 殯葬事宜
mortuary refrigerator 尸體冷藏柜
Mortuary Science 殯儀館學
Mortuary Technician 殮房技術員
3 director [di'rekt?, dai'rekt?]
n. 董事，經理，主管，指導者，導演
eg:The director expresses his sorrow in his film.
導演在影片中表達出他的悲哀。
短語
Managing Director 總經理 ; 常務董事 ; 行政董事 ; [經管] 董事總經理
Sales Director 銷售總監 ; 銷售主管 ; 營銷總監 ; 發賣總監
Best Director 最佳導演 ; 最佳導演獎 ; 威尼斯電影節 ; 國際電影節
independent director 獨立董事 ; 自力董事 ; 獨破董事 ; 獨立取締役
department director 部長 ; 局長 ; 教研室主任
Administrative Director 行政主管 ; 行政總監 ; 行政經理 ; 總監
Vice Director 副院長 ; 副處長 ; 副會長 ; 副主任
Clinical Director 醫療主任
Copy Director 文案指導 ; 撰文指導 ; 文案總監 ; 文案指點
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