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  Dear John,

  I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement. Won‘t you forgive and forget?Your absence is breaking my heart. I was a fool,nobody can take your place. I love you.

  All my love,

  Belinda. xxxxoooxxxx

  P.S. Congratulations on winning this week‘s lottery.

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