你需要放些東西到里面。
A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. "Well, sit down
and eat your tea," said his mother. "Your stomach's hurting
because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something
in it."
Shortly afterwards Dad come in from the office, complaining of a
headache.
"That's because it's empty," said his bright son. "You'd be all
right if you had something in it."
一個小男孩回到家里說肚子痛。”好了，坐下，吃點點心，”他的媽媽說
。”肚子痛是因為它是空的。它有權利這樣做，你吃點什么。”不久之后
，爸爸從辦公室回來，抱怨頭痛。“那是因為它是空的，”他那聰明的兒
子說。”你需要放些東西到里面。”
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