賴世雄讀英語笑話學英語之婚姻笑話(2)：等明年再說(雙語)
Unit 2 Wait till Next Year 等明年再說
The woman was reading the newspaper as she and her husband were eating breakfast.
一位女士和她先生正在用早餐，她邊吃邊看報紙。
“Did you hear about this, dear?” she asked. “It seems a man traded his wife for season tickets to the Spurs. You wouldn’t do a thing like that, would you, sweetheart?”
“親愛的，你聽過這則新聞嗎？”她問道“。似乎是一個男的為了看馬刺隊的比賽，用他太太跟人換了球季的門票。你不會那么做吧，親愛的？”
“No way,” answered the husband. “The season’s almost half over.”
“我才不會那么傻呢！”先生答道“。今年球季幾乎都過了一大半了。”
英語知識點解說：
1.trade n. 交易；生意 & vt. （與人）交易
trade A for B 以A換B
trade things with sb 與某人交換東西
例：I wonder if I can trade my car for your sister, John.
（約翰，我不知道我是否可以用我的車子換取你妹妹。）
2.spur n. 馬刺
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