賴世雄讀英語笑話學英語之婚姻笑話(3)：喔，真是恩愛的一對！(雙語)
unit 3 aw, how sweet! 喔，真是恩愛的一對！
two women friends were having tea. said one to the other, “i’ve been trying to reach my lawyer for a week...”
兩個女人正在喝茶，其中一位對另一位說道：“我已經花了一個禮拜找我的律師，……。”
“oh, please don’t mention lawyers to me,” interrupted the recent widow. “i’ve had so much trouble settling my husband’s estate that i sometimes wish he hadn’t died!”
“哦，拜托別再向我提律師的事了，”那位剛死去丈夫的女人插嘴道，“我在處理我先生遺留的房地產時遭遇到好多麻煩，有時候我真希望他沒死就好了。”
英語知識點解說：
1.reach vt. 聯絡到 & n. 能力所及范圍
beyond (above, out of) one's reach 某人能力所不能及
keep sth within easy reach 把某物放在容易拿到的地方
例：dodging and weaving, johnny stayed just beyond the bully's reach.
（小強尼躲躲藏藏并迂回而行，讓那個壞蛋找不到他。）
the wily gangster always kept a pistol within easy reach.
（這個狡猾的歹徒總是把手槍放在容易拿到的地方。）
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