因?yàn)槲覄偛乓У阶约荷囝^啦
A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither.
The son asks, "Dad，are we poisonous snakes?"
The father replies proudly, "Yes son, we are rattler snakes! Why do you ask son?"
"Because DAD, I just bit my tongue!!"
一對(duì)蛇父子下午出門(mén)愉快地遛著彎。
兒子問(wèn)：“爸，咱們是毒蛇么？”
爸爸自豪地回答：“是啊，兒子，咱可是響尾蛇哦！你干嗎問(wèn)這個(gè)呀？”
“爸呀，因?yàn)槲覄偛乓У阶约荷囝^啦！”
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