外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹66：應該早告訴他 (中英)

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A Mormon bishop，a Catholic priest, and an evangelist were fishing from a boat in the middle of a small lake. The priest realized that he’d left his tackle box in his car, and，not wanting to disturb the other two，got out of the boat and walked over the water to the shore，got his gear, walked back，and started fishing.

一位摩門教主教、一位天主教牧師和一位新教傳教士坐在同一艘船上在一個小湖的中央釣魚。牧師發現他把漁具箱落在他車上了。他不想因此而打攪另兩個人，所以他下船從水上走到了岸邊。他拿了他的工具，又這樣走了回來開始釣魚。

An hour or so passed, and the bishop began to feel a little hungry. His lunch was back in his car, though. . . So, he got out of the boat .walked over the water got his lunch，came back，and nibbled on his sandwich.

大概過了一個小時，那個摩門主教開始感覺有一點餓。但是他的午飯也放在了汽車里。所以，他下了船從水面走過，拿回了他的午飯開始吃起三明治。

The evangelist，not to be outdone. decided that he’d best go for a walk，too. He mumbled something about going to the bathroom，stood up，stepped over the side of the boat… and splashed into the lake.

那個傳教士覺得不能輸給他們，于是決定他也下船走一圈。他嘴里嘟嚷著要去廁所，站起身來踩著船邊，一下掉進了湖里。

The priest，chuckling, said to the bishop . “Think we should’ve told him about those submerged rocks

牧師樂著對主教說:“我覺得我們早該告訴他那些水中的石頭在哪。”

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