外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹166：會說話的青蛙(中英)

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A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said: "If you kiss me, I’1l turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess，I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero” The man took the frog out of his pocket，smiled at it，and returned it to his pocket.

一天，一個男人走在路上。這時一只青蛙喊住他說:“如果你吻我，那我就會變成一個漂亮的公主。”他蹲了下來，撿起了青蛙并把他放到了口袋里。青蛙大聲地說:“如果你吻我，那我就會變成一個漂亮的公主。我會告訴每一個人，你是多么的聰明，多么得勇敢以及你是怎么成為我的英雄的。”男人把青蛙從口袋里掏了出來，對它笑了笑，又把它放了回去。

The frog spoke up again and said，"1f you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess，I will be your loving companion for an entire week” The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it，and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess，I'11 stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want.”Again，the man took the frog out，smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.

青蛙又大聲地說:“如果你吻我，那我就會變成一個漂亮的公主，而且我會成為你最愛的同伴，并陪你度過整個一周。”男人把青蛙從口袋里掏了出來，對它笑了笑，又把它放了回去。青蛙再次大聲喊道:“如果你吻我，那我就會變成一個漂亮的公主，而且我會陪伴你一年，做任何你希望的事情。”男人把青蛙從口袋里掏了出來，對它笑了笑，又把它放了回去。

Finally, the frog asked，"What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess, that I’1l stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won’t you kiss me?" The man said，"Look，I’m an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool.”

最后，青蛙問:“怎么了?我已經告訴你，我是一個漂亮的公主，并且我會陪伴你一年，做任何你希望的事情，你為什么不吻我呢?”男人說:“我是一個工程師，我沒有時間陪女朋友，但是，陪一只會說話的青蛙就太棒了。”

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