The prayer said before finals
Now I Lay Me
Down to Study，
I Pray the Lord I
Won't Go Nutty.
If I Should Fail to
Learn this Junk，
I Pray the Lord
I Will Not Flunk.
But If I Do，
Don't Pity Me at All，
Just Lay My Bones
In the Study Hall.
Tell My Prof
I Did My Best，
Then Pile My
Books upon My Chest.
Now I Lay Me
Down to Rest，
And Pray I'll Pass
Tomorrow's Test.
If I Should Die Before I Wake，
That's One less Test I'll Have to Take.
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