第1364期 英語笑話 為什么說鷹的視力很好?
Teacher: How can you tell a hawk has good eyesight?
老師:為什么說鷹的視力很好?
Student: Because I have never seen a hawk wearing spectacles.
學生:因為我從沒見過哪只鷹戴眼鏡。
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