第1363期 英語(yǔ)笑話 上帝啊，你怎么還在里面
Teacher: Where does God live?
老師：上帝住哪兒？
Student: I think he lives in our bathroom.
學(xué)生：我想他應(yīng)該住我家浴室。
Teacher: Why do you say that?
老師：為什么這么說(shuō)？
Student: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, "God, are you still in there?"
學(xué)生：因?yàn)槊刻煸缟衔野侄济颓迷∈业拇箝T(mén)喊：“上帝啊，你怎么還在里面？”
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