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Give up your seat to a lady

  Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."

  "You've done the right thing," says Mommy.

  "But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap."

  給女士讓座

  小強尼說:“媽媽,今天早上和爸爸在公車上時,他叫我讓座給一位女士。”

  媽媽說:“你做得很對呀。”

  “但是,媽媽,我是坐在爸爸膝蓋上的。”

 

My Sister's Fingers

  Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?

  Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.

  Teacher: I don't see any bandages.

  Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail.

  我妹妹的手指頭

  老師:凱文,這次你怎么又遲到了?

  凱文:對不起,老師,我在家釘釘子,砸壞了兩個手指頭。

  老師:怎么沒有扎繃帶呀?

  凱文:噢,砸的不是我的手指頭,我叫小妹妹扶著釘子的

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