那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事140：和母親一樣的女孩
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
A girl just like mother
和母親一樣的女孩
No matter which girl he brought home,the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice. "Find a girl just like your mother-then she's bound to like her."
有位青年發現無論帶哪一個女孩回家，總會遭到母親的反對。一位朋友勸他說：“找一個和你母親一樣的女孩一定會喜歡她
So the young man saarched and searched,and finally found the girl.
于是這位青年人不停地找啊找，終于找到了這么個女孩
He told his friendly adviser: "Just like you said, I found a girl who looked, talked,dressed, and even cooked like mother. And just as you said,mother liked her."
他對這位朋友說：“正像你說的那樣，我找到一個長相、談吐、穿著打扮，甚至連烹飪都和我母親一樣的女孩。正像你說的那樣，我母喜歡她。”
"So,一asked the friend,"what happened?"
“那后來呢？”朋友問
"Nothing,一said the young man. "My father hates her!"
“沒什么，”青年人說，“我父親討厭她！”
單詞＆詞組
patron （對某人，某種目標，藝術等）贊助人，資助人
scald 燙傷，燙洗
outrage 暴行，侮辱，憤怒
faucst 龍頭，旋塞，（連接管子的）插口
bilingual 兩種語言的
senior 年長的，資格較老的，地位較高的，高級的
知道不知道
在法語系國家，一般通用的熱水標志是用C代表冷水、H代表熱水：不過在法語系的國家，C是Chaud的縮寫，表示熱水，而冷水卻用F，即Froid表示。
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