趣味圖片英語笑話:first spaceflight太空飛行(雙語)
Are we there yet? I have to pee!
我們還沒到嗎?我要撒尿!
It turned out to be a mistake bringing kids on the first spaceflight to Mars
結果證明第一次太空飛行帶上孩子是錯誤的
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