賴世雄讀英語笑話學英語之可以說給媽媽聽的笑話(18)：哲學課一則(雙語)
Unit 18 A Lesson in Philosophy 哲學課一則
Why worry?
何必憂慮呢？
Really, you have only two things to worry about—either you are sick or you are well.
真的，你只有兩件事要擔心，你不是會生病就是身體健康。
If you are well, you have nothing to worry about, and if you are sick, you have only two things to worry about—either you get well or you die.
如果你身體健康，那么就沒什么好擔心的。如果生病的話，只要擔憂兩件事，你不是康復就是死亡。
If you get well, you have nothing to worry about, and if yo die, you have only two things to worry about—either you go to heaven or you go to hell. If you go to heaven, you have nothing to worry about, and if you go to hell... You’ll be so busy shaking hands with old friends, you won’t have time to worry!
如果你康復的話，什么也不必擔心。如果不幸死亡的話，你只要擔心兩件事，你不是上天堂就是下地獄。
如果上天堂，什么也不需要你擔憂。要是下地獄的話，你會忙著和老朋友握手寒暄，連擔憂事情的時間都沒有！
英語知識點解說：
1.worry vi. 煩惱（通常與 about 并用）
worried a. 感到憂慮的
例：Don't worry about your bonus, Smith; you aren't getting one.
（別擔心你的紅利，史密斯，你什么也得不到。）
The worried expression on my doctor's face nearly gave me a heart attack.
（醫生臉上憂慮的表情幾乎讓我要心臟病發作。）
2.well a. 身體健康的 & ad. 很好地
例：Don't worry; you'll get well soon.
（別擔心；你很快就會康復的。）
If you act as well as your audition, you'll be a star!
（如果你能和試唱時的演出一樣好的話，將可成為一位名歌手?。?/p>
3.sick a. 生病，患病的（=ill）；厭惡的
be sick of… 厭惡...
fall sick 生病
=fall ill 生病
例：I'm sick of you constant complaints.
（你頻頻抱怨讓我感到厭倦。）
You look pretty sick. You need to go see a doctor now.
（你看起來病得很厲害，必須現在就得去看醫生。）
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