兩個斜眼的人
Two cross eyed men were riding down Pennsylvania av enue and ran into one another．
"Why the devil don't you look where you are going？" said the first．
"Why the devil don't you go where you are looking？" replied the other．
兩個斜眼的人
兩個斜眼的人騎馬走在賓夕法尼亞大街上，正好撞上了。
一個說：“你怎么不朝你走的方向看？”
一個答道：“你怎么不朝你看的方向走？”
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