初學者愛上英語幽默小笑話42：愛因斯坦和他的司機（中英）
7. Einstein and His Chauffeur
愛因斯坦和他的司機
Einstein was on his way to another lecture, and he felt exhausted. His chauffeur offered an idea. "Hey, Sir, I've heard your speech many times, 1 bet I could deliver it and give you the night off."
愛因斯坦在去另一個講座的路上，倍感疲倦，他的司機出了個主意:“嗨，先生，您的講座我已經聽過許多次了。我打賭我能作這個講座，計您休息一個晚上。”
"Sounds great,"the scientist said.
“那太好了。”科學家說。
When they got to the auditorium, Einstein put on the chauffeur's hat and settled in the back row. The chauffeur walked to the lectern and delivered the speech. Afterward he asked if there were any questions.
到了禮堂，愛因斯坦戴上了司機的帽子，坐在了后排。而司機走上講臺，開始講演。講演結束后，他問聽眾是否有什么問題。
One professor said "Yes". Then he launched into a highly technical question.
一個教授說有，并提出了一個高深的學術問題。
The chauffeur was panic-stricken for a moment but quickly recovered. "That's an easy one,”he replied, "so easy, I'm going to let my chauffeur answer it."
司機一時被問懵了，但很快就鎮定下來。“這很容易，”他說，“太容易了，我要讓我的司機來回答。”
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