第107期雙語笑話加練習(xí)題 強(qiáng)悍的教師
A school teacher friend of mine injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. On his first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he was assigned to teach the most undisciplined class. Stepping confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible. Just then, a strong breeze made his tie flap. Trying to fix the tie , he took a blackboard eraser and hammered a large tack through his tie into his chest.
He had no trouble with discipline that term.
Notes:
(1) injure v.傷害
(2) plaster cast n. 石膏繃帶；石膏夾
(3) assign v.分配；分派
(4) undisciplined adj.缺乏紀(jì)律的
(5) rowdy adj.粗暴而吵鬧的
(6) breeze n.微風(fēng)
(7) flap v.上下或左右移動(dòng)
(8) eraser n.黑板擦
Exercises:
根據(jù)短文填空：
① A school teacher friend of mine _____his back and had to wear a plaster cast______ the upper part of his body.
② He was _____to teach the most undisciplined class.
③______ confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible.
④ just then, a strong_______ made his tie flap.
⑤ He had no trouble________ discipline that term.
28.強(qiáng)悍的教師
我有一位作教師的朋友弄傷了他的背，因此上身不得不穿石膏罩。開學(xué)的第一天，他的身上還穿著石膏罩。他被分派教最不守紀(jì)律的班級。他很自信地步入亂哄哄的教室，把窗子盡可能大地打開。就在這時(shí)，一陣強(qiáng)風(fēng)把他的領(lǐng)帶吹得飄起來。為了固定領(lǐng)帶，他拿起黑板擦，把一個(gè)大頭釘透過領(lǐng)帶砸入他的胸膛。
那學(xué)期在他的課上，沒有不守紀(jì)律的。
練習(xí)參考答案：
① injured; around ② assigned ③ Stepping ④ breeze ⑤ with
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