英文笑話:Removable Parts
A little boy went in and asked his mother if people had removable parts. 'Of course not' his mother replied 'why do you ask?'. The little boy answered 'Well I just heard daddy say to
Uncle Jim that he would love to screw the arse of the lady next door'.
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