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You Married Mine

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    Little boy:   Daddy, I want to get married.

    Father jokingly said:   Oh!  Who did you have in mind?

    Little boy:   Grandma.

    Father:   Wait a minute, you did not think I'd let you marry my mother, did you?

    Little boy:  Why not?   You married mine.

 

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