其余的事由我負(fù)責(zé)(中英)
I'll See to the Rest
A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door，talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage.
“Come on，miss！” he shouted. “Shut the door，please！”
“Oh，I just want to kiss my sister goodbye，” she called back.
“You just shut that door，please，” called the guard，“and I'll see to the rest.”
其余的事由我負(fù)責(zé)
一位車上的列車員剛發(fā)出信號讓火車啟動，這時(shí)他看見一位很漂亮的姑娘站在站臺上一節(jié)打開的車廂門旁邊，跟車廂里另一位漂亮姑娘在說話。
“快點(diǎn)，小姐！”他喊道：“請把門關(guān)上。”
“噢，我還沒有和妹妹吻別呢。”她回答道。
“請把門關(guān)上好了，”列車員說：“其余的事由我負(fù)責(zé)。”
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