外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹273：冰凍彈子(中英)
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It is almost impossible to get my husband up in the morning. While we were visiting his parents one weekend, I asked my mother一in一law how she had handled this problem over the years. "Marbles!” she stated emphatically. "I always kept a package of marbles in the freezer.”
想在早晨叫我丈夫起床，這簡直是一件不太可能的事。一個周末我們去看望他的父母。我問婆婆在過去的那些年里她是怎么解決這個問題的。“玻璃彈子!”她加強語氣地說，“我總是準備一包彈子放在冰箱里。”
"Marbles ? In the freezer?" I questioned, not catching on.
“彈子?放在冰箱里?”我不解地問。
My husband looked up from his newspaper and asked，"Have you ever had a cupful of frozen marbles rolled into your bed?"
我丈夫停止看報，問我:“你有沒有過這種經歷，人家把一杯冰凍的彈子滾進你被窩里?”
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