外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹274：禮物該給誰？(中英)
A father of five children came home with a toy , summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present， "Who is the most obedient, never talks back to Mother and does everything he or she is told?"
He inquired.
一位有五個孩子的父親帶著一件玩具回到家里，把孩子們召集起來問這件禮物該給誰。“誰能最聽話，從不和媽媽頂嘴，讓干什么就干什么?”他問道。
There was silence, and then a chorus of voices: "You play with it, Daddy!”
大家都不吭聲。過了一會兒，孩子們異口同聲地說:“爸爸，您玩吧。”
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