每日一笑((12.26)
耶穌的電視機(jī)
A child on Christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib. Eventually the artistic masterpiece was displayed for parental approval. The manager, the shepherds, Jesus and Holy Family wore duly admired. "But what's that in the corner?" asked Mother. "Oh, that's their telly," replied the tot.
耶穌的電視機(jī)
圣誕節(jié)時(shí)孩子要了紙和蠟筆，想畫一張耶穌誕生像。最后這件藝術(shù)品被陳列出來供父母鑒賞。 他們對(duì)耶穌誕生后睡的馬槽，牧羊人，耶穌及其家庭都逐一表示贊賞。 “可是那個(gè)角落里是什么？”媽媽問。 “噢，那是他們的電視機(jī)，”孩子回答說。
這個(gè)應(yīng)該昨天發(fā)比較合適.可是昨天發(fā)完了,才看到的.呵呵.
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