英語笑話笑死人不償命39: 不費吹灰之力(雙語)
NO Sweat!
不費吹灰之力
There were four passengers in the small aircraft as it sputtered over the Andes; a businessman, an inventor, a priest and a laid -back budget traveller.
一架正飛越安第斯山脈的小飛機上坐著四名乘客：一名商人，一名發明家，一位神父和一個靠預算過日子、看起來懶懶散散的旅行者。
Suddenly the pilot entered the cabin and told them the horrible news: "Gentlemen, the plane is going down. I'm going to try to crash-land it, but you must all jump. "
突然，駕駛員走進艙告訴他們可怕的消息：“各位先生，這架飛機正失控下降中，我要設法迫降，但你們必須先跳下飛機。”
Naturally, the men were horrified。and even more so when they discovered that there were only three parachutes.
當然，那幾個人都嚇得目瞪口呆，尤其是當他們發現只有三個降落傘可以使用時，更是心驚膽戰。
The businessman said, "Sirs, I employ thousands of people. Their lives and those of their families depend on me. I think you'll agree that I must survive. " He promptly put on a parachute and leaped.
那名商人說道：“各位先生，我雇用好幾千名員工，他們都要靠我養家活口，我想你們都同意我必須活著回去。”說著他便穿上一具降落傘跳出飛機去。
The inventor rose, already adjusting the straps. "I'm the smartest man in the world. My inventions have transformed the lives of millions. There’s no telling how much good I may yet do. Goodbye. " And he, too, jumped from the plane.
接著發明家站了起來，調整了肩帶說道：“我是世界上最聰明的人，我的發明改變了成千上萬人的生活。我還會對大眾造多少福難以估計。再見了，各位！”他也跟著跳出機艙。
The priest was se.rene, and interrupted his prayers to speak to the traveller. "I am a rnan of God, my son; I have no fear of death. Take the last parachute and save your life. "
神父心平氣和，中斷禱告，對旅行者說道：“小伙子，我是信奉上帝的人，我對死并不畏懼，剩下的降落傘你就拿去用，逃命去吧！”
"Hey, it,s cool, Father. There’ re still two parachutes left. The smartest man in tne world just jumped out of the plane wearing my backpack. "
“嘿，神父，真是太棒了！我們還有兩個降落傘。那個自稱世界上最聰明的人背了我的背包跳出去了。”
本文地址：http://www.hengchuai.cn/writing/humor/8640.html
相關文章
-
英語幽默精讀【7】I'm Going to Let My Chauffeur Answer it
A famous scientist was on his way to yet another lecture when his chauffeur offered an idea. "Hey, boss, I've heard your speech many times, I bet I could deliver it and give you the night off....
2019-01-07 英語笑話 -
初學者愛上英語幽默小笑話09：上帝失蹤了（中英）
9.God Is Missing上帝失蹤了There were two brothers who were always up to some mischief. If somebody had been locked up in his house, or if somebody's dog had been pain...
2018-11-07 英語笑話 -
雙語笑話 我理想的男友標準-修訂版（52歲時）
What I Want in a Man-Revised List （age 52）: 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed 2. Doesn’t belch or scratch in public 3. Doesn’t borrow money too often 4....
2018-11-26 英語笑話 -
Kid Joke(69)
“Jenny！”screamed her mother，“why are you feeding birdseed to the cat？” “I have to，”Jenny replied.“That‘s where my canary is.”更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關...
2018-12-31 英語笑話 -
英漢幽默故事選讀【128】
I Want Her to go Nuts Mrs. Flinders decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant." "Bu...
2019-01-06 英語笑話 -
外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹93：健忘的丈夫(中英)
My husband’s uncle thought he had conquered the problem of trying to remember his wife a birthday and their anniversary. He opened an account with a florist, provides him with the relev...
2018-11-01 英語笑話 -
英漢幽默故事選讀【135】
Hunting Skills Two Russian hunters meet. "I shot a gigantic bear yesterday," says Ivan. "Look at the hide!" "How do you find such huge bears?" Sergei asks. "Easy," says Ivan. "You stand i...
2019-01-06 英語笑話
